June 2012
May 2012
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
1 tag
bloodlikewinter:
kawaiians:
WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE
ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS
HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be
My wisdom teeth are growing horizontally, it’s really weird & super painful
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
asyoumightimagine:
Atonement OST - Elegy For...
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
“When a fictional character starts keeping secrets from the writer, that’s when...”
– Steven Moffat (via relatedworlds)
“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love...”
– Anonymous. (via mademoisellepinai)
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
moledro
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a feeling of resonant connection with an author or artist you’ll never meet, who may have lived centuries ago and thousands of miles away but can still get inside your head and leave behind morsels of their experience, like the little piles of stones left by hikers that mark a hidden path through unfamiliar territory.
chrysalism
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm, listening to waves of rain pattering against the roof like an argument upstairs, whose muffled words are unintelligible but whose crackling release of built-up tension you understand perfectly.
John Green's tumblr: sonder →
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep…
Keeper of Your Heart - The Icarus Account
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my life currently:
i have an exam in 12 hours. nowhere near prepared.
i went to say hi to some friends who i haven’t seen in a few months at the students union, and a fourth year who i know said hi and bit me on the shoulder. when confronted why, he said it was because i’m a tasty girl. hm. flirtacious? i think so.
sleeping pattern is still erratic as you can tell from my 24-hour blogging pattern
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