Can you lie next to her and give her your heart your heart, as well as your body?
Catholic school, as vicious as Roman rule
Repskeptical would be an awesome word. It’s a mixture between ‘respectable’ and ‘skeptical’.
Paracetamol works wonders.
When criticising someone’s work try to start with a positive comment, then reveal your criticism then try to end on a positive comment again. This way, the person receiving your criticism won’t feel like complete shit. A bad example: “What do you think of this?” [reads] “It’s completely bullshit to be honest. I don’t understand it all all. You could...
If Harry Potter’s parents died on the 31st October 1981, if he was like 3 when they died, wouldn’t that make Harry like 27 now? I’m really confused, I thought he would be like 19 in 2010…
Day 5. Tell us about your 3 favourite colours.
Yellow. It’s bright and happy, and it’s the colour or sunshine and daffodils, and prettyness. White. It’s pure and beautiful, spotless and gentle. Blue. It’s calming, soothing, healing and light.
brb just gonna eat the chocolate intended to be gifts for cautious children coming to my house this evening, hoping pedophiles do not live here.
in these bodies we will live, in these bodies we will die, where you invest your love, you invest your life
Don’t kill me but despite having a crap name like ‘U Smile’, I actually really do like Justin Bieber’s new song.
Yesterday, my boyfriend kept saying phrases in everyday conversation, which were completely innocent but I perceived them in the sexual way. “I can go deeper” “I moan” “they like it” “I suck [balls]” “I’ll go on the floor” (To be honest as soon as you hear these things, I don’t know you how can’t immediately see...
Why do I wait til the laptop runs almost entirely out of battery to run and get the charger? One of these days I’ll have a heart attack.
She thinks she’s tough, she ain’t no English rose
I lost my faith in the summertime, ‘cause it don’t stop raining
How different age groups see Hallowe'en →
Why is the symbol of America an eagle?
Sweetheart you don’t need to strip off to look beautiful. You already are.
My favourite Disney movies in order are: Beauty and the Beast Pocahontas The Lion King Cinderella
Nothing captures human interest more than human tragedy.– Angels & Demons by Dan Brown (via thechocolatebrigade)
Day 4. Write about your closest friend(s).
Aimee. I’ve known her for 14 years. We weren’t always best friends - she used to get on my nerves a hell of a lot, but the past few years I’ve come to love her crazy personality which is incredibly dizzy a lot of the time! But she’s gorgeous and wonderful, and I wouldn’t change her for the world. Our sense of humour is one a kind - and everybody thinks we’re...
I just Googled the definition of 'exclusive...
and this is what I found: Going steady means committed to one only. If they call while you’re out, you’re expected to explain your absence. If they drop in unexpectedly you welcome them. You remain available week ends and possibly some week day evenings. They are obligated to spend most of their free time with you Call you regularly and give up all other dating...
Having 'God on your side' justifies nothing....
Fuck off with the fireworks already. There’s a whole week til 5th November. Twats.
Shut the fuck up dad, you twat. You are shit at singing. This is the reason I hate alcohol.
Day 3. Talk about your favourite television...
I don’t mean to sound predictable but it really is FRIENDS. I don’t have a favourite characters, because I actually love them all. I feel like they are my family! If I’ve had a shit day, it makes me feel better than ever. The sense of humour is just unbelievably great and priceless. I always watch it with chocolate or a cup of tea. Just makes me feel on top of the world. For...
Retain your childhood simplicity. Life is only as complicated as you make it.– Stephanie Redfern Jones
You remember when you were a little kid and you would look at the clouds in the...– Damon Albarn (via thespacecoyote)
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.– Natalie Portman (via rainydaywomen)(via coffeetablebooks)
Theologian of the Day
So, in preparation for the university course, to which I have applied, I’m going to be researching theologians and philosophers over the next few months. As part of this preparation, every day I will share with you a theologian or philosopher whose work I find to be particularly interesting or relevant to the work I shall be adopting for the next 3-4 years. I will provide links for the...
Started reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's...
It’s unbelievably good reading. (This goes without saying, I know but what with all the movie hype, I’d forgotten what a good writer J K Rowling actually is). Do you think I can read all 7 books in 20 days? Most unlikely, but Rowling’s writing is the type which you can read quite quickly but still value very much.